LOCAL WOMAN ADOPTS EVERY DOG SHE SEES
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FRESNO, CA - Authorities in Fresno, California are investigating reports that a dog-loving philanthropist using the alias of "Jennifur Dogs'n'Vino" has been wandering around parts of the City looking for adorably cute dogs to swoop down on and smother with cuddles, nuzzles, kisses and treats. Witnesses report that she rarely sneaks up quietly, and instead starts gasping and squealing as soon as she sees a cute dog anywhere in the general area. We're told that she's now been banned from local pet adoption events because she has a habit of filling her car with cute dogs and attempting to sneak them into her home in the mistaken belief that her family won't notice. If you see this woman, approach her with extreme caution if you have a cute dog.
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