ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS OF A UFO ABDUCTS LOCAL RESIDENT A man from Artesia New Mexico was abducted by aliens Friday morning.
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A man from Artesia New Mexico was abducted by aliens Friday morning. Witnesses say that Buddy Farrar was driving west out of Artesia when he pulled over after seeing UFO land. He then proceeded to investigate. He told another motorist that he was going to see if he could pick a fight with the Intruders because this is MURIKA and we don't want no creatures from other planets. As he approached the spacecraft, approximately 889 aliens shot him with some kind of paralyzing weapons. Shortly after, military vehicles arrived and confiscated witnesses phones, and cameras and then sealed off area. Witnesses say they could hear Buddy Farrar singing in the craft as it took off. He was singing "Country Joe - UFO".
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