Tammi Gomes opens up about The Hokey Pokey

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"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around," Tammi said to reporters today. Onlookers were shocked. Many offered words of encouragement, including a neighborhood plumber known only as The Studmuffin.

"Tammi has fought her battles, like we all have, " said The Studdmuffin. "I'm glad to see she's in recovery. Let her know I still got a snake for that drain."

Jake could not be reached for comment.

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