"What Diet?" Says former Trolley cop!
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Christopher Miner, who at an astonishing 423lbs, scarfed down 24 triple cheeseburger in only 12 minutes and 14 seconds!
Chris, or "Serge" as he likes to be called has been munching down these little sliders since pre school. "It's like a drug, all my A problems are gone when bitting into that juicy patty stacked with cheese." Says Christopher, aka Sarge!
Sarge once worked patrolling the rails of San Diego MTS as a Public Officer. MTS Chief of Police, Manny Guaderrama said, "He was a great sergeant. I tried to get him to diet, but he'd come in my office smelling of cigarette smoke and mustard stains."
Sarge plans on casing in his CalPers and opening up a burger joint in Kalamazoo, Michigan!
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