Trump officials meet with Flo to develop "Snapshot" like product for Trumpcare
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New leading POTUS plan to reduce healthcare costs to Americans is on track, as Trump meets with Flo from Progressive in hopes of developing a "snapshot" like device that Americans can use to determine how much their health insurance companies are allowed to charge customers per month. "this is the regulation of the industry Americans have been clamoring for. right, Ted?" exclaims Mitch McConnell.
The Trumpcare, "Fisterbottom" expects to double corporate profits, and may quadruple CEO bonus programs across the healthcare industry.
"Profits are bigly good, right Mitch?" said Trump " record setting profits are what keeps the American working man afloat, right Mark?" he continued. Many POTUS comments following were muffled by the holland creme Long John doughnuts stolen from the Chris Christy Fitness luncheon earlier today, so further comment is being deciphered by the White House Press secretary at this time. Supports revel in the early success of the program, even though it is only a concept at this time. Many Senate and Congressional leaders have already been using the Fisterbottom, far exceeding the timeline needed for the data. White House strategist, Steve Bannon stating hes "wearing one right now, and I don't even know its there"
We caught Jim Bob from Washington County Florida as he was leaving the local Food Pantry and said, "hes sick of paying for people who are fat to have insurance, if theys can afford a Big Mac, they can afford health insurance, right Cooter?".
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