Ohio State football coach proposes to Caitlyn Jenner
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Urban Meyer, the head football coach for THE Ohio State University proposed to his secret lover, Caitlyn Jenner over the weekend. The two are planning on saying their vows at halftime of a yet to be announced Ohio State football game this fall, saying their vows as the dotted "I" in the Buckeyes' marching band's script Ohio routine.
"I had a crush on Bruce Jenner for years." Meyer told reporters on Thursday. "But with football being such a hyper masculine sport, I feared coming out as gay. Now that Bruce is Caitlyn, I feel more comfortable declaring my love."
However, former Ohio State player and tv broadcaster Kirk Herbstreet was not amused. "All these years I thought he only loved me. I can't believe he'd do this."
Although many will be shocked at this revaluation, at least one key Ohio State booster was not surprised. "How do you think he's getting all these recruits?" Joe Smuckatelli asked. "Hell, at our last camp, Urb preformed 23 sexual favors on perspective recruits in one weekend."
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