Justin Verlander dies in freak accident at the Detroit Zoo
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Detroit Tiger's ace, Justin Verlander, fell into the monkey exhibit at the Detroit Zoo on Wednesday. The monkeys immediately killed him by throwing over sized bananas at his head. Rumors are circulating that the incident stemmed from an argument in which Kate Upton, Verlander's twitter-happy girlfriend wouldn't show the apes her tits.
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