Bigfoot In Love ?
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The legendary creature that has captured the imaginations of generations appears finally ready to settle down instead of roaming the backwoods of North America's countryside. It seems that a resident of sparsely populated Western North Carolina, Jeff Mitcler, has captured the heart of the beast well known for it's wanderlust and out of focus appearance. Dr. Ben Lyin, world renowned anthropologist and Dean of Primatology at Harvard, who decoded the mysterious language used by the beast issued the following statement : " My recent interaction with Bigfoot, or Ethell , as I like to call her, has indicated a desire to settle down in the mountainous region of Western NC and live a life of stability instead of constantly foraging and crossing the road in a blur and she has chosen Mr. Mitcler, as he somewhat resembles the male of the species and occasionally smells like one also." Mr. Mitcler was unavailable for comment.
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