Free Pocket Monkey
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Free Pocket monkey Free FREE free. Includes cage. My neighbor gave me this monkey Saturday. It’s very little about the size of my fist. He took about an hour and showed me all the tricks this monkey does. The neighbor is going to Afghanistan and has no place to keep it. When I let him out of the cage he climbs up on my shoulder and wants me to carry him around the house all day. I took him out with me to check the mail left him on the mail box hoping he would run off but he beat me back to the house. He drives the dog nuts. I need to get rid of the monkey before the kids get back from their dads house Christmas afternoon. Call me tonight I work night’s. I will not tonight because it is Christmas. So I will be up anyway. PLESASE call me 555-456-1234 and come get this MONKEY. I will even give you the cage with about 6 days of food. I can’t let my kids see this monkey they will want to keep it. And the guy gave me all his shot records.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.