NC Musician To Serve on Supreme Court

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Left-handed bass player and North Carolina native, Jason D. Smith has been appointed (and automatically confirmed, of course) to the United States Supreme Court. Also, his dog, Rosie will be the new President of the United States. And fat free ranch is now illegal.

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