Making friends with that Monkey on your back

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In other News, Dr. Randy Mellott explains how after years of therapy he can now admit he has a secret. The small bronze Monkey he stands with is actually a digital hologram transmitter transmitting an image of him at work. Mr. Mellott has not actually worked since 1994.

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