Sean Spicer Plans Twelve Hour Shower
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After announcing his resignation as White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer has announced his first priority will be to take a twelve hour shower in water that is "as hot as I can possibly stand." When asked about it he explained that the desire to feel clean again after being forced to shovel so much horses*** has left him feeling permanently soiled "down to what is left of my soul." Last seen carrying a towel and a gallon jug of industrial strength liquid lye soap he was heard to ha muttered, "I hope twelve hours is enough, but honestly I'm afraid I will never feel completely clean again."
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