Man Marries Skunk Ape
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"It was the smell," local man Bubba "Tequila" Bubberson said as he looked at his 8' tall, 300lb bride. The bride in question, a skunk ape that had eluded everyone until Bubba came along, merely glared at the camera.
"I have no words to describe it, but when I looked into her glowing green eyes, I knew it was love at first sight," Bubba continued as he wiped the mouth of his bottle of tequila with his dirty t-shirt. "I knew I had ta marry her!"
When asked what he planned to do on his honeymoon, Bubba gave a tremendous belch and smiled. "We're gonna go find her sister and have a threesome!"
You heard it here first, folks...although I wish you didn't.
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