SASQUATCH IS CAUGHT DUMPSTER DIVING NEAR RESTAURANT OVER THE WEEKEND!
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There was a sasquatch sighting in Christiansburg over the weekend. This time it was near a famous restaurant chain known for their home cookin'. He was 'dumpster diving', evidently looking for food. 'I heard a strange noise and went to investigate', said one customer.
'I knew right away that it was Bigfoot - he was tall, big, and hairy'. A bigfoot researcher said that 'the sasquatch is an elusive creature, and generally doesn't come out of the woodwork. He is most likely stressed and/or perhaps the sasquatch was hungry for some homestyle biscuits and gravy, for which the popular eatery is known. There was a similar incident at another chain restaurant down the road with initials 'R. T.' Company officials were not available for comment. Residents are being advised to remain calm if they do have a chance encounter and not to get emotional.
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