Trump Administration NAFTA Revamp Revealed
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The Trump administration just announced their goals for the much-anticipated changes to the NAFTA Free Trade agreement. Donald Trump dedicated much time during the elections and Presidential debates stating that NAFTA wasn't operating in the United States favor, and he promised to revamp it.
On July 17, the Trump administration revealed the following desired five changes to the North American Free Trade Agreement:
1) Free Trade of professional athletes - with the stipulation that those athletes would be moving from a Canadian team, to a United States-based team.
2) Free Trade of lunch items - never again will there be a levy or surcharge when school children trade food items during lunch hour. The items will shall be traded directly between students at the prevailing market rates.
3). Free Trade of Stocks, Bonds and other Financial Securities - POTUS and his immediate family is free to trade in financial instruments free from public scrutiny and attention.
4) Free Taco Trade - This promises the unimpeded flow of tacos from Mexico into the United States. These tacos will never be taxed. In fact, they must be 100 free. From the official White House briefing: "We will eat Mexico's tacos, and make them pay for them."
The fifth proposed change is the most controversial of all, which is being dubbed by Washington insiders the 'Free Tirade' clause:
5) Free Tirade - The sitting POTUS is permitted one daily tirade, on the subject of his choice. The tirade need not need be focused on free trade, immigration, people who speak with accents, or media bias, but the White House hinted that these will be the anticipated topics.
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