Santa Barbara Residents Stunned
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In a shocking turn of events, anonymous sources have reported the Heller family have planned a return visit to Santa Barbara! Many in the community expressed concerns with memories of their last visit still fresh in their minds. When contacted by troubled local citizens the Santa Barbara Chief of Police explained “There is really not a lot we can do as the statute of limitations has passed. We know they are coming and we are prepared for any of their shenanigans!” Especially concerning is the fact that Tim and Jessica have just returned from an extended top secret mission in Korea, where they report they have no recollection of any meetings held with any members of the Government. Although photos of the family are extremely rare, our sources provided this picture of their notorious getaway car.
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