Enzo Gall Perishes in Freak Accident
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Enzo Gall, who holds a high powered job among many, many other jobs, perished in a freak accident. As he was taking his monthly bath in the washing machine the cycle was switched on extra rinse rather than the gentle cycle. Investigators believe it was an accident and no foul play is suspected because as one detective holding back tears put it, "who doesn't love Enzo Gall"? Witnesses heard a "imma drowning, there are a suds everywhere" coming from within the washing machine. Mr. Gall is survived by many, many fans and His fiancé Edda. She was too distraught to speak but says she will wait at least a week before dating again. In lieu of flowers donations to Edda's bank account are appreciated. The president ordered flags to be flown at half mast in honor of Enzo Gall. Godspeed.
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