20 year old St.Louis man arrested and charged with "shoplifting".
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20 year old Eric "Fufu" Washington was charged with felony Shoplifting and a host of other charges September, 13, 2017. Authorites traced him to a string of stolen "Poultry" that dates back to 2016.
Washington was video taped stealing over $10,000 in pork, beef, and chicken.
Authorities came to a possible place of residence with an arrest warrant for Washington.
Upon ariving, authorities found Mr. Washington stuck in a side window after attempting to flee.
At the residence evidence was discover from the crimes.
8 buckets of half eaten Chitterlings with an expiration date of 11/10/16 was discovered and taken to crime labs to be examined.
When asked about a possible motive for his crime Mr.Washington simply replied "I was hungry bitch"
Washington was charged with 30 counts of shoplifting , trespassing, 21 counts of armed robbery, 7 counts of stolen property, and unlawful possession of a firearm.
Washington is currently held in Cape Guirado, MO at the Excessive Obesity Camp. His bail is set at "A loss of 100lbs. More updates as this story progresses.
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