City of Anus, Indiana fights to change it's name
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Citizens of the City of Anus are fighting to change their city's name. "We're tired of our town literally being the butt of jokes," says Jennifer Larken, a citizen of Anus.
According to Paul Jones of Anus, "Our founder was French royal Jean Piere Anus, we are very proud of that fact. There is no sense in denying our history."
Mayor John Davis quips, "I'm glad when we have the annual Burning Anus Hot Chili Festival that we have the Anus Fire Department available."
Councilwoman Amanda Smith says, "While I understand there is quite a rich history to the name, and it is quite a tourist draw, I'm getting pressure from influential constituents to try to wipe Anus off of the map."
The town is to have a hearing about possibly changing the name by the end of next week.
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